Photorealistic high-fashion editorial photograph, modern Baba Yaga as an ultra-glamorous luxury real estate agent, standing beside an absurdly luxurious flying wooden house with chicken legs parked in the middle of a contemporary Los Angeles mansion driveway, wearing an architectural black couture gown, enormous fur hat, diamond jewelry, glossy red manicure, holding a tiny gold “FOR SALE” sign, annoyed expression as if the house has terrible curb appeal, a broom transformed into an expensive designer accessory, paparazzi-style flash photography, surreal Russian folklore meets modern Beverly Hills luxury, cinematic lighting, hyper-detailed skin and fabrics, sophisticated absurd humor, Vogue-level fashion photography, 35mm lens, photorealism, no text, no logo,3:4