Create a 30-second original live-action dark fantasy comedy film in 720p, 16:9 widescreen, photorealistic cinematic quality, premium theatrical cinematography, realistic skin, realistic hair, realistic clothing, realistic armor, realistic environments, natural lighting, cinematic depth of field, realistic atmospheric effects.IMPORTANT:This is a completely original fantasy universe. Do not recreate, imitate, reference, or resemble any existing movie, trilogy, franchise, copyrighted character, actor likeness, iconic costume, iconic location, iconic dialogue, or famous fantasy scene.LOCATION LOCK:The entire 30-second video takes place in ONE SINGLE LOCATION: The Ashen Divide.The Ashen Divide is a gigantic original volcanic canyon surrounded by enormous vertical black basalt cliffs. A wide cracked dark-stone valley stretches between the cliffs. Giant irregular basalt monoliths rise naturally from the ground. Thin glowing orange lava cracks run through the rocks.In the far distance is a huge irregular volcanic plateau with a low wide summit releasing gray smoke. It does NOT resemble any famous fantasy mountain.Dark gray storm clouds cover the sky. Pale sunlight enters from the upper left. Volcanic dust continuously drifts through the air. Strong wind moves clothing, hair and loose fabric.The same basalt cliffs, monoliths, volcanic plateau, lava cracks, sky, weather, lighting direction and landscape geography must remain consistent throughout the entire video.CHARACTER LOCK:THE FRONTIER CAPTAIN:42-year-old original human male warrior, tall and powerful, square face, dark brown eyes, short black hair with a slight gray streak at the temples, neatly trimmed short beard, weathered medium-brown skin. Wearing dark burgundy reinforced leather armor, layered bronze shoulder plates, long sand-colored scarf, dark trousers and rugged black boots. Carries a curved saber with bronze handle.THE ORACLE:68-year-old original human woman, slender, sharp intelligent face, silver-white hair tied into a high braided bun, dark green eyes. Wearing a midnight-blue traveling coat, layered charcoal clothing, leather belt and practical boots. Carries a short black wooden staff topped with a translucent crystal.THE SKY ARCHER:31-year-old original human woman, athletic build, warm olive skin, short black asymmetrical haircut, dark brown eyes, angular face. Wearing fitted dark teal leather armor with bronze details, lightweight gray cloak and practical boots. Carries a compact recurved bow.THE MOUNTAIN GUARD:46-year-old original human male warrior, extremely muscular, very broad shoulders, shaved head, thick black eyebrows, dark eyes, large square face, short black beard. Wearing heavy matte-black layered armor with distinctive copper geometric patterns, thick leather gloves and reinforced boots. Carries a large two-handed war hammer.THE YOUNG COURIER:21-year-old original human male, slender build, short straight dark-brown hair, clean-shaven face, light brown eyes, youthful features. Wearing cream-colored travel jacket, dark olive shirt, brown utility belt, dark trousers and lightweight boots. Carries a small travel bag.All five characters must maintain exactly the same faces, hairstyles, body proportions, costumes, weapons, colors and ages throughout the entire video.STYLE:The first 70 percent must feel completely serious and epic.No smiling.No laughing.No goofy expressions.No comedy acting.No winking.No exaggerated gestures.The humor must come entirely from the absurd situation.0–5 SECONDS:Begin with a huge cinematic establishing shot of The Ashen Divide.The five characters stand together on a high basalt ridge overlooking the volcanic canyon.The Frontier Captain stands at the front.The others stand behind him.The distant volcanic plateau is visible.Strong wind moves their clothing and scarves.Volcanic dust drifts through the air.Everyone looks extremely serious.The Frontier Captain stares toward the volcanic plateau.He says in a deep dramatic voice:"That mountain holds the answer."Epic orchestral fantasy music begins.5–10 SECONDS:Slow cinematic tracking shot as the five characters begin walking down the basalt ridge toward the distant volcanic plateau.The Frontier Captain leads.The Oracle follows.The Sky Archer scans the horizon.The Mountain Guard carries his massive hammer.The Young Courier follows closely.Everyone looks determined.The camera follows them from behind.The same Ashen Divide environment remains visible.The Frontier Captain says:"We reach it before nightfall."The music becomes more dramatic.10–14 SECONDS:The group suddenly stops.Silence.A modern smartphone notification sound:BEEP.All five characters slowly look at their phones.They remain completely serious.The Oracle studies her phone.A signal indicator appears:ONE BAR.Then:TWO BARS.Then:THREE BARS.Then:FULL SIGNAL.The Oracle slowly looks toward the distant volcanic plateau.She says:"The signal is getting stronger."14–19 SECONDS:The characters stare at the volcanic plateau.Extreme close-up of the Frontier Captain's serious face.He looks at his smartphone.The signal is full.He looks toward the mountain again.He says:"Then we go closer."The epic music dramatically rises again.The Mountain Guard nods with absolute seriousness.The Sky Archer begins walking.The Young Courier follows.Everyone continues toward the volcano.19–23 SECONDS:The group reaches a higher volcanic ridge.The volcanic plateau is now much closer.Their phones show extremely strong signal.The Young Courier looks at his phone.He says:"Full signal."The Frontier Captain looks toward the volcano.He says:"Excellent."The characters continue walking with heroic determination.The situation still looks completely serious.23–27 SECONDS:The camera reveals that the five characters are standing dangerously close to the edge of a massive volcanic crater.They look down into the glowing orange lava.Epic music reaches its maximum intensity.The Frontier Captain raises his smartphone.The screen displays the yes& app.He calmly says:"We crossed the Ashen Divide..."Dramatic pause."...for Wi-Fi."The music suddenly stops.Everyone remains completely serious.27–30 SECONDS:The five characters sit down on the volcanic rocks beside the crater.All of them are now quietly using their smartphones.The Mountain Guard struggles to hold his tiny phone with his huge armored hands.The Oracle calmly uses her phone.The Sky Archer checks the screen.The Young Courier smiles very slightly for the FIRST TIME in the entire video.The Frontier Captain looks at the phone.He says:"Download yes& app today."CUT TO BLACK.Clean white text:DOWNLOAD YES& APP TODAYFinal notification sound:BEEP.END.CAMERA:Large cinematic establishing shots, controlled slow tracking shots, dramatic push-ins, realistic close-ups, natural lens compression, cinematic depth of field, realistic camera movement, no excessive camera shake.LIGHTING:Consistent dark stormy daylight with subtle warm orange illumination from the volcanic lava. Maintain the same lighting direction throughout the entire video.AUDIO:Epic orchestral dark-fantasy music during the serious portions. Wind, volcanic rumbling, footsteps on rock and subtle ash sounds. Music must stop suddenly for the comedy reveal. Smartphone notification sound must be clear.REALISM:Photorealistic live-action, realistic skin pores, realistic individual hair strands, realistic fabric physics, realistic leather and metal, realistic volcanic rocks, realistic smoke, realistic lava, realistic ash particles, realistic shadows and atmospheric perspective.MASTER NEGATIVE PROMPT:existing movie characters, famous fantasy characters, recognizable actor likeness, franchise resemblance, copied costumes, copied armor, copied weapons, copied locations, iconic fantasy mountain, iconic fantasy castle, iconic fantasy scene, famous movie dialogue, medieval fellowship, elf ears, wizard archetype, dwarf archetype, ringbearer archetype, famous fantasy trilogy resemblance, cartoon, anime, illustration, video game graphics, obvious CGI, plastic skin, artificial face, fake hair, fake beard, low resolution, blurry, bad anatomy, deformed hands, extra fingers, extra limbs, duplicate characters, inconsistent faces, changing hairstyles, changing costumes, changing weapons, inconsistent location, different mountains, different environment, different weather, different lighting, day-night transition, location change, comedy acting before the punchline, smiling before the punchline, laughing, goofy expressions, exaggerated comedy, slapstick, winking, looking at camera, random gestures, modern city, cars, guns, futuristic armor, excessive gore, excessive blood, distorted smartphone, unreadable smartphone screen, misspelled text, watermark, subtitles, captions, flickering, jitter, unnatural movement.