What happens next: The dragon stops playing along. It rises to its full terrifying height — wings blotting out the sky, eyes blazing — revealing it was holding back the whole time. The tiny orange kitten knight with the pink bow and small sword looks up, dwarfed... but doesn't back down. The kitten raises its tiny sword to the sky and lets out the bravest little meow — and the ground trembles. From the storm clouds descends an ENORMOUS ancient dragon, twice the size of the first, scales like molten gold, landing behind the kitten as its summoned ally. The two dragons face each other across the meadow. The kitten stands between them, sword raised high, pink bow fluttering in the wind. The human knight watches with the open can of Knight Cat food, stunned.